a kick in the balls Logged in: Dana K.
In progress Order #AKB-48291
Placed 2:14 PM · Standard tier

Greg is on his way to Brad.

The Classic Punt · Steel-toe Adidas Sambas confirmed · Photo confirmation included · Delivery expected at 2:27 PM.

Riverside Park DISPATCH Greg P. EN ROUTE BRAD TARGET · 1242 ELM ST
ETA
4 min
Live · updated 3 sec ago
GP
Greg P.Verified
Tier 4 Legend · Specialty: precision & commentary
★ 4.91
Rating
312
Deliveries
6yr
Tenure
Message Call
Message from Greg · 2:24 PM
"Just confirming the target wears glasses. Should I remove them first or is collateral acceptable? No charge either way."
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Order timeline

From placement to impact.

Every order is logged with timestamps, GPS coordinates, and equipment confirmation. Photo confirmation lands in your inbox within 90 seconds of impact.
2:14 PM
Order placed Done
Casual grievance logged: "wedding speech, June 2024." Standard tier selected. Payment authorized.
2:16 PM
Greg accepted Done
Greg P. accepted the assignment. Distance to target: 0.8 miles.
2:19 PM
Lacing up Done
Equipment check passed. Footwear: steel-toe Adidas Sambas (1.4 lb each). Photo logged for liability records.
2:23 PM
En route to target Live
Approaching from northwest. Avoiding school zone per protocol. ETA refreshing every 8 seconds.
2:27 PM
Delivery Pending
Estimated 2:27 PM. Greg will confirm visual on target before proceeding.
2:28 PM
Photo confirmation Pending
Encrypted email delivery within 90 seconds of impact. Includes timestamp, GPS, and impact angle.

Cancellation window closes when Greg crosses the property line. After that, all sales final. Photo confirmation is delivered to the email on file and auto-deletes from our servers in 30 days for your privacy.