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Now hiring in 47 metros · No experience required

Be your own boss.
Kick on your own schedule.

Top earners take home up to $73/hour*. No degree required. No experience needed (but it helps). Hit the ground running, then keep hitting.

Start application → See pay tiers

*Based on top 0.3% of contractors in Q3 2026. Average earnings significantly lower. See full disclosure.

Active contractors 847 across 47 metros, growing 23% MoM.
Onboarding Apply, complete a 14-minute orientation video, get matched with a regional dispatcher. Most contractors are active within 48 hours.
Contractor status You are an entrepreneur, not an employee. For tax purposes. And benefits purposes. And legal purposes.
What's in it for you

Benefits, perks, and other aspirations.

Our contractors get the kind of flexibility you can only dream of in traditional employment. They also get most of the responsibilities, which is a feature.
01 / Schedule

Flexible hours

Kick when you want. We just need 32 confirmed weekly hours during peak grudge windows (5–9pm local), plus a 6-hour Saturday block.

02 / Status

Be a boss

You're an entrepreneur, not an employee. (For tax purposes. And benefits purposes. And legal purposes. And lawsuit purposes.)

03 / Pay

Weekly direct deposit

Paid every Friday, minus our 41% platform fee, gear deductions, and the recently-introduced "compliance variability surcharge."

04 / Brand

Build a brand

Top-rated kickers get featured in customer search results. Your hustle, your reputation, our 41% take rate.

05 / Wellness

Wellness perks

15% off select energy drinks at participating gas stations. Mental health hotline launching Q4. Until then, we recommend journaling.

06 / Community

A real community

Join 800+ contractors in our private Slack. Trade tips. Share war stories. Compete on the regional leaderboard. Unionize at your own risk.

Career path

From rookie
to legend.

Your tier determines your hourly rate, the orders you can accept, and your visibility in the customer search ranking. Move up by completing deliveries with a 4.5+ rating.
T1
Rookie
0–25 deliveries · Casual tier orders only · Mandatory 1-on-1 check-ins
$18/hr
Base rate
T2
Pro
25–100 deliveries · Standard tier eligible · Choose your zones
$26/hr
Base rate
T3
Elite
100–500 deliveries · Premium orders unlocked · Profile boost in search
$41/hr
Base rate
T4
Legend
500–2,000 deliveries · Custom monologue specialist · Named in marketing
$73/hr
Top earners
T5
Hall of Fame INVITE ONLY
2,000+ deliveries · Negotiated rates · Personal valet · 1099 forgiveness program
Custom
Mythic tier
Kicker stories

Real people. Real income. Real impact.

Our contractors come from all walks of life: substitute teachers, former soccer pros, recently-released parolees. The platform meets you where you are.
"I was a substitute teacher pulling in $32K. Now I clear that in a good month. My kids think I work in 'logistics' and I let them. The platform changed my life."
DT
Diego T. · Phoenix, AZ
Tier 4 Legend · 1,247 deliveries
"The platform doesn't care about my immigration status, my felony record, or my 'lack of references.' It just cares about the kicks. That's empowerment."
AK
Ama K. · Detroit, MI
Tier 3 Elite · 384 deliveries
Requirements

Do you have
what it takes?

+Two functioning legs (one preferred for kicks, one for support)
+Smartphone with reliable GPS
+Closed-toe footwear (provided after 30 deliveries)
+Reliable transportation
+Personal liability insurance ($2M minimum)
+Comfort with ambiguity
+An iron-clad NDA signature
+No conscience, or a flexible one

Your boots are ready.

Join the platform redefining the freelance economy, one calculated impact at a time. Application takes 8 minutes. First payout within 14 days.

Start application →

By applying, you waive your right to a jury trial, lunch breaks, and any future class action.