You indemnify us.
The Customer shall indemnify, defend, and hold harmless the Service, its parent company Goodfoot Holdings, Inc., its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, directors, employees, contractors (independent or otherwise), agents, investors, board observers, and outside counsel (collectively, the "Indemnified Parties") from and against any and all claims, actions, suits, proceedings, demands, damages, losses, liabilities, judgments, settlements, fines, penalties, interest, attorneys' fees, expert fees, expenses, and other costs of every kind and nature, whether known or unknown, suspected or unsuspected, foreseen or unforeseen, arising out of or in any way related to:
- any order placed by the Customer, including orders placed in error, in jest, while intoxicated, or "as a test";
- any Kick fulfilled, partially fulfilled, attempted, or rerouted in connection with such order;
- any subsequent legal proceeding initiated by the Target, the Target's family, the Target's employer, the Target's union, or any government entity;
- any media coverage that names the Indemnified Parties in proximity to the words "assault," "battery," "vigilante," "RICO," or "unindicted co-conspirator";
- any reputational damage resulting from association with the Customer's order, including damage measured by the Service's stock price in any privately-held secondary market;
- any tax liability arising from the Customer's failure to characterize the order as a personal-services expense in their own jurisdiction.